In efforts to combat years of controversy, Victoria's Secret has revamped its old fashion show in favor of a part-documentary part-fashion show concert film titled Victoria’s Secret World Tour. Doja Cat, who is a headliner for the show attended the Victoria's Secret Fashion Week event in a "thong dress" that the singer said, "split me like a block of sharp cheddar cheese."



In true early 2000s/Y2K fashion Doja Cat styled the look with some thin brows and frosted eyeshadow to pair with the bejeweled whale tale. However, Doja Cat had some notes for the Victoria’s Secret team.



“It’s crazy when you got a dress on and your whole vagina is out the whole night and the straps of the dress pull ur tits all the way down to your knees and all you asked for was a slip dress but I digress” one of her stories reads. “I’m in my complaining era, my f***in’ Karen era. A bitch coulda got a uti but the hole real resilient.”



The dress had the thong built in with no way the adjust the top straps. “The shoulder straps pulled the string up through my cervix and split me like a block of sharp cheddar cheese,” the singer so eloquently described the sensation of wearing the dress.


Doja Cat made four separate Instagram stories about how she had “All 4 lips swinging in the f***ing breeze” and never thought she’d ever be “manhandled by a piece of fabric.” Doja’s review gave vindication to former Victoria’s Secret consumers who’ve had their snatches smashed in the brand’s thongs for years.


“She’s so real bc some vs panties are bedazzled torture devices that have me fearing for my kidneys,” replied one Twitter user.


In conclusion, Doja Cat announced that the coochie suffocating dress will be fed to the moths. RIP to the Victoria’s Secret design team but after these descriptions, they need to be tried for vagicide.